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Hitler and the Cowboys

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A guy walks into a bar in Argentina. He sees a familiar character, albeit much older now, sitting at the bar. He approaches, examines his face, and asks:

"Excuse me, but aren't you Adolf Hitler?"

"Vy yes, I am Adolf Hitler."

"But I thought you were dead!"

"Ach. I get a lot of dat. But in fact, I am chust biding my time, planning a scheme to kill fifty million Jews and eight of der Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders."

"What?" the guy exclaims. "Why would you want to kill eight of the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders?"

Hitler turns to another fellow sitting at the bar next to him. "You see vat I mean? Nobody gives a damn about da Jews!!!"

 

 

Now that right there's funny!! :laughing1:

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One day Dad had to do some errands, so he left his 15 yr old son in charge of the family porno shop. After a few minutes a woman comes in and ask's "How much for the dildo's?", the kid says "On sale today for $25". She asks "How much for the black one?", "on sale, $25". So she buys one and leaves.

 

Later another woman comes in and ask's "How much for the dildo's?" Son says "On sale today for $25". She ask's "How much for the white one", "on sale $25". So she buys one and leaves.

 

Later another woman comes in and ask's "How much for the dildo's?" Kid says "On sale today $25" She asks "How much for the black one, how much for the white one". Answer, "On sale $25". She then asks, "How much for the red and white striped one on the shelf behind you?" The kid takes a look and says "That one will cost you $200". So she buys it and left.

 

A minute later Dad comes back and asks how things went while he was gone. The boy says "Great Dad, I sold two of the $25 dildo's. Heck, I even got 200 bucks for your old thermos"...

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Errrrrr Hope that wasn't folgers in the thermos. Because the best part of waking up would be folgers up your butt ewww gross

 

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